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toad-hollow:

dailyseinfeld:

George: Did she do it on purpose?
Jerry: It was my fault, I told her the wrong door.
George: I was supposed to see her. She wasn’t supposed to see me.
Jerry: So what?
George: Well ordinarily I wouldn’t mind. But…
Jerry: But…
George: Well I just got back from swimming in the pool. And the water was cold…
Jerry: Oh… You mean… shrinkage.
George: Yes. Significant shrinkage!
Jerry: So you feel you were short changed.
George: Yes! I mean, if she thinks that’s me she’s under a complete misapprehension. That was not me, Jerry. That was not me.

(via The Hamptons)

I WAS IN THE POOL